What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?
Take me to your litre!
What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
Croaka Cola.
What’s the Internet’s favorite animal?
The lynx.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Where do pirates get food for their parrots?
Pet SmAARRRRRRRt.
Did you hear about the plumber who worked a top a skyscraper?
He plunged to his death.
(Source: terriblejokes)
